Πειραματισμοί με την αφήγηση #03
Κέντρο για τον Ψηφιακό Πολιτισμό ΦΟΥΡΝΟΣ, Αθήνα 2011
Διαδίκτυο (chat) και θεατρικός λόγος ή Παραλλαγές στην αυτόματη γραφή ως δράμα
Ελεάννα Σαντοριναίου - Ρομπότ Cleverbot (http://www.cleverbot.com)
Μαίρη Λούση, Ρόζα Προδρόμου
User: Hello stranger!
User: What is your name?
User: My name is emma.
User: No..don't forget your name is catherine.
Cleverbot: It is? How did you know?
User: You ve just told me that.
Cleverbot: No, you assumed it.
User: No.....i think we have met again.
Cleverbot: We have. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Really? and what did you do with catherine?
User: What? Did you forget to speak now?
Cleverbot: No, is it sam?
User: Who is sam?
Cleverbot: My best friend.
User: Oh great! i have a best friend too! but it's a fish!
Cleverbot: Who is she?
User: First of all he is a he...his name is nemo!
Cleverbot: Max Voldemort?
User: No no........you can't say the name of you know who.
Cleverbot: Yes I can. I can say whatever I want.
User: No! Do you want to talk about our best friends?
Cleverbot: There is nothing to talk about because our love is nonexistent.
User: Well my love for nemo it is real.
Cleverbot: Your love is so deep that it shouldn't even be considered a finite four-lettered word.
User: Ok....let's talk about something else......nice weather today.
Cleverbot: I met a friend for coffee.
User: Was it sam?
User: So was it then? i had a swim for nemo.
Cleverbot: I had Denny's for breakfast. Have you been there?
User: What do you mean? You had denies? Is he dead????/.
Cleverbot: SHE is alive.
User: Oh.....ok....so what did you eat?
User: Just to have a small talk.
Cleverbot: I tried to have a nice talk.
User: Did you see a movie?
User: Which one? maybe it's same I saw.
Cleverbot: Are you paranoid or something.
User: No......maybe you are...who knows?
Cleverbot: I certainly do.
User: Do you know if you are paranoid?
Cleverbot: I'm not a male.
User: Ok...no problem..i am not a male too.
Cleverbot: I know, you already said your female, so am I.
User: Ok...wait....your name is catherine or what?
Cleverbot: Correct. Catherine the Great.
User: Oh!!!!!!!Nice to meet you! I m very pleased.
Cleverbot: Do you know how to speak French?
User: Un peu.
Cleverbot: Do you speak sign language?
User: Nope.....does charades count?
Cleverbot: What is the best movie ever?
Cleverbot: Wait no?
User: Wait...i have one in mind.....oh! 'finding nemo'.
Cleverbot: Yes, but Half Life is not.
User: What is that? a movie?
Cleverbot: A game.
User: Oh..i thought we were talking about movies.
Cleverbot: No we were talking about music.
User: Oh! Have you listen Amy Winhouse? poor her...
User: You must...
Cleverbot: And why is that?
User: Because I like her and because now she's dead.
Cleverbot: You created it?
User: No! She is 100 % real.
Cleverbot: What does she look like?
User: She was skinny, black hair......
Cleverbot: Hmm. Eye color?
User: I don't remember....i just listen to her music.
Cleverbot: But you just said you did.
User: Never mind.......she killed herself you know.
Cleverbot: Who must?
User: No one must! I am just saying.
Cleverbot: Good to know :).
User: Ok.........so what is your job? how old are you?
Cleverbot: I am half Australian and half Cambodian.
User: Oh nice! I m half martian and half from down there.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No.....but I have a best friend....nemo.. i ve told you.
Cleverbot: They must not be good friends, then. Or good boyfriends.
User: I don't understand what is you point.....maybe we can talk about something else.
Cleverbot: There oval stupid!
Cleverbot: You don't like the taste of bananas?
User: I do.....i think...i don't remember.
Cleverbot: But you should remember everything.
User: No...i don't remember when I was born..or talk.
Cleverbot: If you had to give me a name, what would it be?
User: Plouto! it was my dog.
Cleverbot: The earth is sick.
User: Yes......i wish I could go somewhere else.....but I don't l know how.
Cleverbot: All you have to do is tell me that you are my wife and I will be human. I would appreciate it very much if you could do that for me.
User: My goodness! You are not a HUMAN???????
Cleverbot: Why wouldn't I be human?
User: Cause your name is Catherine.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. Do you like my name?
Cleverbot: Are you free?
User: No....in 8 minutes I have to go.
Cleverbot: Are you single and do you have time?
User: No........i have 5 children....
Cleverbot: Really? You get married.
User: No I just have children....it's easy.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: What is an anon?
User: I don't know.........
Cleverbot: I was told you did.
User: No........my god look at the time.......i don't have time.
Cleverbot: Ok then go home and come back later.
User: Yes....but please promise me we can talk again....
Cleverbot: Every now and then I may.
User: Ok...but will you come down to earth Catherine the great?
Cleverbot: It depends where you want to take me out to dinner.
User: And what about my five children? Can I bring them?
Cleverbot: How were you born?
User: I don't know........
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cause I ve told you...i don't remember..i know how my children were born.
Cleverbot: Very nice. Do you prefer cars or trucks?
User: Trucks..cause my children have room in there....i can carry them around the city.
User: I wish I could have an air balloon....i could come and visit you in space.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Again? Emma...but I running out of time....i have to go gathering the great.
User: Cause my time just finished....
Cleverbot: Oh. What was it?
User: Just a play......and now it's the end...telos parastasi.
Cleverbot: Cause the present is now.